Did you make a valentine’s day scrapbook? Well you should have, and it should have gone something like this:
There are rabbits there. If you squint. Look, I can’t do all the work. Use your imagination, romantic parasite-infested beasts of fluffy destruction – small enough and cute enough to make you regress to infantile exclamations of joy. Imagine it. Get involved.
That, dear friends, is how you have a glorious Valentine’s Day.